@TheOnion Ron Jeremy?
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@TheOnion I can only imagine it was a rough voyage for those on board (no bathrooms and all...)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A great example of the "Founders Effect" from genetics class
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'Accounts of him as a ‘startling behemoth’ & ‘wide-across as three men together’ “
@TheOnion: http://onion.com/O0KJgd pic.twitter.com/cMTePCpBuC”
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@TheOnion I'm a history teacher and I'm certain that Paul Bearer is not a pilgrim leaderThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL RT
@TheOnion This hefty Pilgrim’s appearance in the New World gave rise to modern Americans’ elevated BMIspic.twitter.com/ZlQd50x6ZI
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@TheOnion You misunderstood. It was, "Come to A'merca! Get phat!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's Mr Creosote?????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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