@TheOnion Predicting record number of Facebook and international press links citing this as real.
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@TheOnion Now he can tell everyone else on the way to and in the next room what a pussy he isThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion , LOL!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Jasonwhite15 Well that definitely explains it. I knew this 'lifestyle' theory didn't add up.
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Y I'm fat. Likely my ancestor “
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