@TheOnion This is why I only wear free-range organic jeans.
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@TheOnion I am a disabled veteran and funny as shit I need a jobThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What am I looking AT? Just when I think I've seen the worst!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just bet somewhere somebody who is confused will actually launch a protest movementThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sure, they care about 'em now that they've been caught! You just know there are cotton-tail rabbits still cramped in tiny cages...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion To moo is bovineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@joshua_eaton RT@TheOnion: Levi's: "We're committed to providing our denim livestock..." http://onion.com/O0vKCQ pic.twitter.com/MXwgBq7jEa
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@TheOnion So funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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