.@TheOnion You'll know when her hip gets broken in a 'fall'. RTpic.twitter.com/NQPqfbpzCE
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.@TheOnion You'll know when her hip gets broken in a 'fall'. RTpic.twitter.com/NQPqfbpzCE
@TheOnion that's what happens when a stalker gets alzheimer
@TheOnion Maybe it's none of your !business Onion Breathe!!
@TheOnion She's ready to cuddle with him on the davenport after they take their evening meds. Perhaps a little Matlock on the tele. Mmmmmm.
“@TheOnion: "He stops by her room every day. I have no idea what that means." http://onion.com/1dQPUGr pic.twitter.com/H8XAsLLOQq” old ppl probz 
“@TheOnion: "He stops by her room every day. I have no idea what that means." http://onion.com/1dQPUGr pic.twitter.com/urRCjXtRkq” @LucyGoldberg
@swgold @TheOnion omg perfect #idealrelationship so...are they just hanging out or what?
“@TheOnion: "He stops by her room every day. I have no idea what that means." http://onion.com/1dQPUGr pic.twitter.com/YxpuP5aJ4S” just Scrabble?!
@TheOnion Pappy wants to play the "tickle game!"
@TheOnion quite the mystery indeed.... Lets interrogate..... CIA...if you're reading this..... I mean since your reading this please check
“@TheOnion: "He stops by her room every day. I have no idea what that means." http://onion.com/1dQPUGr pic.twitter.com/aioxABGchK” hahaHA!!
@TheOnion It's very nice and why should anyone else need to know what it means!
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