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@TheOnion Wow. For as great as that sounds, I'll have to pass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can't read to good and I ain't got no book learning's but I'm inThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sign me upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pick me! I'm experienced at working for nothing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds like a job where your crying allot. Pass!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No compensation needed.this is USA I can have a machine read it to me for you. I will now accept you offer. I can start next year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's gonna be hard to find a dumbass for that position. They are almost an extinct species...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Am I too old to read this article?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think everyone who responded is officially hiredThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who needs compensation to work for The Onion .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where would one find details regarding said position? I saw nothing on the website.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion does that job come with#obamacare?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion great for the ol' resume, though.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pick me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 38 too old? LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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