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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2014

    The Onion is seeking an 18-to-35-year-old for a job as a sponsored content reader. You will not be compensated. http://onion.com/1hakBuI  #SPON

    10:20 AM - 26 Mar 2014
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      1. Pete Bernie‏ @Pist01Pete 27 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: The Onion is seeking an 18-to-35-year-old for a job as a sponsored content reader. You will not be compensated." #hired #senior

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      1. Chazz McCloud‏ @McCloudChazz 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Wow. For as great as that sounds, I'll have to pass.

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      1. asif khan‏ @oobivat 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I can't read to good and I ain't got no book learning's but I'm in

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      1. FI$H‏ @Awesomepossumn 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion sign me up

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      1. Dr Vicky Harris‏ @DrVickyHarris 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion 18-35 on #spon job description. Is that ageist? Even if it's a voluntary role?

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      1. Amy Flynn‏ @amyflynn13 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Pfft.

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      1. Jennifer Young‏ @jyo1966 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion pick me! I'm experienced at working for nothing.

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      1. Mike Estes‏ @m_estes 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion sounds like a job where your crying allot. Pass!

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      1. Mr. White‏ @TheStoryRepeats 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion No compensation needed.this is USA I can have a machine read it to me for you. I will now accept you offer. I can start next year.

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      1. DumbassSecretSociety‏ @dssfraternity 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion It's gonna be hard to find a dumbass for that position. They are almost an extinct species...

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      1. Nightmare on Gak Street  😴 🔥 🤠 🔥 😱 ☠️‏ @Gaknar 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Am I too old to read this article?

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      1. Kavin Senapathy‏Verified account @ksenapathy 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I think everyone who responded is officially hired

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      1. Dhivya M‏ @dhiv_bug 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Who needs compensation to work for The Onion .

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      1. Matteau‏ @PureEvans 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Where would one find details regarding said position? I saw nothing on the website.

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      1. Mark Arthurs ‏ @lookfromhere 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion does that job come with #obamacare?

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      1. not taylor‏ @taylorvenema 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion great for the ol' resume, though.

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      1. MCBigCat‏ @MCBigCat 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Pick me!

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      1. Sitka Creations‏ @sitkacreations 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion 38 too old? LOL

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