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@TheOnion@henryimler and the communist 5% had just shown up unexpectedly and started working unbeknownst to their newly occupied employer. -
@calegere3@TheOnion They were overheard saying, "This is what I woke up wanting to do today."
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@TheOnion Those were the good old daysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: I bet they all had their pants pulled up and weren't sporting earrings and tattoos all over their faces either.#representrespectThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh grandpa, if only everything were that easy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bloody hell bad times, our grandpas were corralled out of primary school into well paid unionized jobs for life! -
@Solsticenator@TheOnion Recent grads were not expected to have 10 years job experience. If we end child labour laws, put kids to work 1/2
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True story.
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