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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Mar 2014

    Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 

    6:45 PM - 25 Mar 2014
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      1. Henry  🌹 Imler  ☕‏ @henryimler 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion other 5% were communists

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      2. Sam Dakota‏ @thesamdakota 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BourbonBigot RT @TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. 大‏ @calegere3 26 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @henryimler and the communist 5% had just shown up unexpectedly and started working unbeknownst to their newly occupied employer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Henry  🌹 Imler  ☕‏ @henryimler 26 Mar 2014
        Replying to @calegere3

        @calegere3 @TheOnion They were overheard saying, "This is what I woke up wanting to do today."

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      2. Megan Krol‏ @kreepyquoll 26 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 ” @craigsistential

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      3. spooky baby jeans‏ @jeansgallo 26 Mar 2014
        Replying to @kreepyquoll

        “@kreepyquoll: “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 ” @Sadhops lol

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      1. Doug Olson‏ @DougOAndover 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 ” Attn Kids: read this, take note.

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      1. CorinaCorina‏ @CorinaCorina 26 Mar 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 

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      1. CrisCross‏ @chriscross2020 26 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Those were the good old days

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      1. frustrated american‏ @reformnation1 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion: I bet they all had their pants pulled up and weren't sporting earrings and tattoos all over their faces either. #representrespect

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      1. phil‏ @phillystake 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion oh grandpa, if only everything were that easy!

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      2. Charles Boudreault‏ @Solsticenator 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Bloody hell bad times, our grandpas were corralled out of primary school into well paid unionized jobs for life!

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      3. name‏ @spanishcannuck 26 Mar 2014
        Replying to @Solsticenator

        @Solsticenator @TheOnion Recent grads were not expected to have 10 years job experience. If we end child labour laws, put kids to work 1/2

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      1. John Robert Nixon‏ @johnrnixon 25 Mar 2014
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        If only I'd known... “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 ”

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      1. Six String Slinger‏ @TheStrato69 25 Mar 2014
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        True story. #WorksForMe “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 ”

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      2. Lobengula‏ @caesars_temper 25 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1h6Zjy8 ” @JPReading @CoolWithCooley

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      3. JPReading‏ @JPReading 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @caesars_temper

        @caesars_temper @CoolWithCooley so epic

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