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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Mar 2014

    Tips For Online Datinghttp://onion.com/1hWzHBX 

    4:30 PM - 25 Mar 2014
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      2. Becca Teeter‏ @rebeckii3 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ” @RubysNotDead some great tips here

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      3. Ruby‏ @RubysNotDead 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @rebeckii3

        @rebeckii3 @TheOnion it's like they wrote an article about my entire http://Match.com  experience

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      1. Emilia Merchen‏ @millypontipee 25 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ” just for you @LucyMarinangeli and @switchblade04 #itssadbecasueitstrue #fml

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      1. Erin Marie Nebel‏ @ErinMarieNebel 26 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ” - Be willing to open yourself up to new experiences...

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      1. Lindsay‏ @lbwalk3 26 Mar 2014
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        @AbbyRicket they just laid it out there... "@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ”

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      1. Moriko Inshan 🏃🏼‍♀️‏ @MorikoInshan 25 Mar 2014
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        LOL! RT @TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX 

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      1. Sue J Feingold‏ @susanjfeingold 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion favorite tip: Be willing to open yourself up to new experiences, like going on a series of terrible dates with men you despise.

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      1. steven culbertson‏ @sixguns94 25 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ” background check, trust me on that one lmao

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      1. LJ‏ @egakiar444 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Dear God, there's a zoosk ad at the bottom of the page. Tell me you did this on purpose Onion. Tell me

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      1. Suzie Rose‏ @suzie_rose 25 Mar 2014
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        Nailed it RT @TheOnion: "Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ”

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      1. Virginia Brown‏ @virginiarbrown 25 Mar 2014
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        Ha! RT @TheOnion: Tips For Online Datinghttp://onion.com/1hWzHBX 

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      1. ryan  🎳‏ @ekztokSnayR 25 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ” For all the ladies out there. ;)

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      1. Mark Vuncannon‏ @asheborohomes 25 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ”

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      1. emily‏ @emilyschnitker 25 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Tips For Online Dating http://onion.com/1hWzHBX ” this is the best. Sad, depreciating humor. @irishstryke @stacijowal @JCampfield

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      1. Jennifer Leider‏ @FollowTheLeider 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Where do you apply to work for The Onion, and literally just spew sass onto the interwebs? #TAKEMEALIVE #ivolunteerastribute

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      2. Ruggyup‏ @ruggyup 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Easiest and best tip is 'DON'T'

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      3. Johnny C‏ @timthegiraffe 25 Mar 2014
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        @ruggyup @TheOnion That's great advice!

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