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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Mar 2014

    Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dKVnyp 

    12:02 PM - 25 Mar 2014
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      1. desmond bowe‏ @desmondmonster 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This works for lots of things: “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dKVnyp ”

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      1. Ashley Ellis‏ @techijobs 25 Mar 2014
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        RT @TheOnion @JeffreyHartmann Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dKVnyp 

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      2. Zaida Grunes  🗽‏ @ZaidaGrunes 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Puerto Rico still functions this way. It actually works! @TheOnion

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      3. Edward Agadjanian‏ @TheNamesEdward 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ZaidaGrunes

        @ZaidaGrunes @TheOnion Much better than kissing ass.

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      1. Greg Torres‏ @Greggybear90 25 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dKVnyp ” bahaha the old days

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      1. Terry Gantner‏ @Terry_Gantner 25 Mar 2014
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        Wait...so he didn't do that?? “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dKVnyp ”

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      1. Manju Binning‏ @manjubinning 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion If only that were the case today!

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      1. PeoplePowerFund‏ @PeoplePowerFund 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Wasn't that the only option 70 plus years ago, No Net, No Cell Phones!

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      1. Joan Chang‏ @joanchang 25 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually heard a version of this today RT @TheOnion 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dKVnyp 

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      1. Rosenfeld Films‏ @rosenfeldfilms 29 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion haha. True. If only the Hollywood industry worked like that now!

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      1. Marcie‏ @MarcieW161 26 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking http://onion.com/1dKVnyp ”

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      1. Sternocleidoandroid‏ @Sternocleidoand 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane that's how I have gotten every job...

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      1. Storm Wooten‏ @StormWooten 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane then repeat that process a few weeks later to Get hired by an actual employer

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      1. Storm Wooten‏ @StormWooten 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane while 99.9% of people my age get to go through a ridiculous interview process to be hired by a temp company...

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      1. Езра Курајчек‏ @Shikki_00 25 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Attitude is 90% of everything in life.

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