@TheOnion @bannerite let's see!
is there anyway we can do that to save democracy in America! #gopgovsgottago
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@TheOnion Open door, exit vehicle, obtain elusive object. My world, like every other day..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's when I create my new swear words as well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Humans Display Highest Cognitive Abilities When Trying ToRetrieve Object Dropped Between Car Seatshttp://onion.com/1dqsU6uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mamarocks54 I don't have car seats. I'm in deep cognitave trouble!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...lmao!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MIT I am a genius! Strike that; study was done on people in parked cars. What happens at 80mph?#BigBangTheory#MITThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Humans Display Highest Cognitive Abilities When Trying To Retrieve Object Dropped Between Car Seats http://onion.com/1dqsU6uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Treasures to be found wedged between the seat an console!!#motivatemeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can def attest to that.#creditcardbetweentheseatsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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