@TheOnion Yes, if I had any.
I am not going to buy a child-sized casket. http://www.slate.com/articles/life/family/2014/03/measles_outbreak_in_new_york_city_should_pediatricians_treat_unvaccinated.html …
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@TheOnion Parents who don't vaccinate their own prob WERE vaccinated as children. It's your right, but somewhat irresponsible.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that seems fair.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only if they are afraid to die. All men die.#gameofthronesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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