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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Mar 2014

    In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Soloshttp://onion.com/1exHPtD 

    7:01 AM - 22 Mar 2014
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      1. Harry Sills‏ @harry__sills 23 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” @PhilAPerry @JD_Skillz @jharrelson_HSL

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      1. Matthew Pike‏ @pike_matthew 22 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” @MChambley @sethkellum @theKRISkinser

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      1. Fat Daddy‏ @BelicosRhetoric 22 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Start listening to @DiarrheaPlanet

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      1. Mike Warkentin‏ @MikeWarkentin 22 Mar 2014
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        This nation also demands shredding. "@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ”

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      1. Krystopf Sapiensbane‏ @Sapiensbane 22 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion start listening to metal.

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      2. Jonathan Metts‏ @jonnymetts 22 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yesssssssss “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ”

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      3. Jason Farmer‏ @farming_rockets 22 Mar 2014
        Replying to @jonnymetts

        @jonnymetts @TheOnion God Dammit I hate when the onion hits me in the gut like this

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      1. rod lingo‏ @Rodlingo 23 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” read this one. @jpete502

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      1. Andrew Barr‏ @BarrHealth 22 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” @grahamdcbarr

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      2. Dan Norris‏ @dannorris 22 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” /cc @JamesMorle

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      3. James Morle‏ @JamesMorle 22 Mar 2014
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        @dannorris I couldn't agree more!

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      4. Frits Hoogland‏ @fritshoogland 22 Mar 2014
        Replying to @JamesMorle

        @JamesMorle @dannorris isn't this, like, kind of obvious?

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      1. Ng Yuhong‏ @bigfatgump 22 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” @B6an it's your time:)

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      2. Kim‏ @Kimidawn24 22 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@joeymcclellan HA! “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ”

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      3. JOEY MCCLELLAN‏ @joeymcclellan 23 Mar 2014
        Replying to @Kimidawn24

        @Kimidawn24 @TheOnion I'm here for you nation! ;)

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      4. Joe Harmison‏ @joeharmison 23 Mar 2014
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        @joeymcclellan haha

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      1. Marc‏ @EDrinkerCope 22 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @WoodHouseDenver is on this: RT @TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Soloshttp://onion.com/1exHPtD 

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      1. getupjake ❌‏ @getupjake 22 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ”

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      1. Witster‏ @witster 22 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” uh, yeah, duh!

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      1. Preston Reppond‏ @ptownfortytwo 22 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Music News: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1exHPtD ” I couldn't agree more. We need this.

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