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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Mar 2014

    15 Most Common Misspellings http://onion.com/1evwJ8v 

    7:30 PM - 21 Mar 2014
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      1. Nunzio Vuono (TWEETS PROVIDED “AS IS” W/O WARRANTY‏ @nvuono 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion pro tip: if you can't spell a word, check if there's an emoji representation to save yourself any potential embarrassment 🚚

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      1. Marina Endicott‏ @marinaendicott 21 Mar 2014
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        Thanks, Onion. Sometimes I think it's only me. @TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellingshttp://onion.com/1evwJ8v 

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      1. प्रोफ़॰ डॉ॰ रॉफ़ल इयान बाबू‏Verified account @iawoolford 21 Mar 2014
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        I love this “@TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellings http://onion.com/1evwJ8v ”

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      1. Charles T Witt‏ @PugLoverCharles 21 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellings http://onion.com/1evwJ8v ” I laughed way too hard at this....

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      1. peter‏ @PeterHolslin 22 Mar 2014
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        Trukkk RT @TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellingshttp://onion.com/1evwJ8v 

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      1. Megan Hess‏Verified account @mhess4 22 Mar 2014
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        a work of art, really RT @TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellingshttp://onion.com/1evwJ8v 

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      1. Carl Pelofsky‏ @cpelofsky 22 Mar 2014
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        Please read. Invaluable spelling tips. "@TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellings http://onion.com/1evwJ8v ”

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      1. CMiller‏ @moneymills11 22 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion droped teh bawl on tihs wun, Unnyun.

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      1. Shannon Frank‏ @sfrank687 22 Mar 2014
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        Very revealing piece... “@TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellings http://onion.com/1evwJ8v ”

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      1. Nora O'Malley‏ @ponyuporeatit 22 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion noted ;)

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      1. S.P.M.‏ @stevemalone80 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion mispelings piece is great

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      1. J.A. Mäger‏ @ArtfulJAM 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Thank you. It's been a while since I laughed hard enough to bring tears to my eyes.

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      1. JackieBaker‏ @giantjaybay 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Life-changing. Thank you!

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      1. Hilary Louvar ™‏ @HilaryLouvar 21 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellings http://onion.com/1evwJ8v ” @SullivanBraden remember for ACT

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      1. Jonathan Roseman‏ @sqeptiq 21 Mar 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: 15 Most Common Misspellingshttp://onion.com/1evwJ8v 

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      1. Joshua Reed‏ @speediusreedius 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @AvidDanderson

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      1. Tal Kopan‏Verified account @TalKopan 21 Mar 2014
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        Crying LOL at this @TheOnion 15 Most Common Misspellingshttp://onion.com/1evwJ8v 

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      1. Ally‏ @Mrstufftwo 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion when I grow up I want to drive a Truckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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