@TheOnion I think I'm in trouble #upbeforethesun
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@TheOnion zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] Sleep Loss Can Cause Brain Damage http://onion.com/1l9SpeI#WhatDoYouThink?”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Dangit. Me and
@bbarnard are toast.“@TheOnion: [American Voices] Sleep Loss Can Cause Brain Damage http://onion.com/1l9SpeI#WhatDoYouThink?” -
@BlakeFraz@TheOnion for the glory of God#wortheveryminute
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WTF!! I lose everyday. F U U H “
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@TheOnion Armed with my sleep apnea, I'm almost out of neurons. Surely there must be a way to buy some more?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now a word from a narcoleptic geniusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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