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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Mar 2014

    Vladimir Putin: "I just wish I had known earlier that you guys were this mellow about hostile military takeovers."http://onion.com/1ermfXQ 

    2:49 PM - 20 Mar 2014
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      2. Jason "David Wong" Pargin‏Verified account @JohnDiesattheEn 20 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion For a wacky news satire site, you sure spend a lot of time banging the drum for the US to go to war. You did the same with Syria.

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      1. Dan Catchpole‏Verified account @dcatchpole 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I thought Putin figured that out after invading Georgia in 2008.

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      1. 6OH‏ @6oclockhigh 7 Apr 2014
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      1. Ryan Silverthorne‏ @Bigcharlie245lb 21 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Vladimir Putin: "I just wish I had known earlier that you guys were this mellow about hostile military takeovers."

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      1. Rum Vacuum‏ @KiltedLush 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion They are more accurate with their satire than actual news is. @cheshirecat0025

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      1. Gottlieb van Gut‏ @VanGottlieb 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion The Americans. Invaded. Iraq unjustly and rejustified their action. Invaded Afghanistan. Where was the UN. And sanctions

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      1. Brian Brane‏ @brianbrane 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Vlad only has one more thing left on his 'before I die list', can you guess what it is?

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      1. Linda Remus‏ @estolin 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion so true

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      1. Svetlana Pertsovich‏ @Pertsovich 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion So it is YOU, who is invading OUR lands! We see american, european and UK's troops in our lands.

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      1. Svetlana Pertsovich‏ @Pertsovich 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion And bear in mind another thing: in USSR's referendum in 1991 year most of people said YES for saving of USSR. Will of nation.

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      1. JerryinCA‏ @JerryinCA 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @MeghanMcCain Being that we can't really do a lot I don't see the point in making a ton of noise.

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      1. Svetlana Pertsovich‏ @Pertsovich 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion If you want to comment further,sirs,bear in mind: name of our native country was "USSR" before the coup in 1991.Look at its map :P

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      1. Cindy Harris‏ @charris197 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion based on the poor behavior in Washington with leaders making jokes about Putin, he has a valid point

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      1. Movie Night‏ @movienightatw 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion world war 2?? Anyone?

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      1. ian b‏ @scotland1949 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Well it costs a lot to start a Cold War,especially with the planet warming daily,mellow sounds more friendly!

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