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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Mar 2014

    "Think of the legacy he leaves: Homosexuality has become practically nonexistent in society." http://onion.com/1mjqEk4 pic.twitter.com/ihd0QFV4GA

    1:10 PM - 20 Mar 2014
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      1. cmerry 🌀‏ @cmerry 20 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion next up "Postcards From Hell" #FredPhelps I guess I'm Satan's b1tch now!

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      1. Samidog‏ @Nihilon45 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @gerriDarcey Not to mention enhancing the reputation of Christian fundamentalism.

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      1. Anthony Potts‏ @armchairride 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @Shunter86 how good is that.... LOL

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      1. mark giles‏ @hossinvegas 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion now if the rest of his family would disappear

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      1. Scott E. Bartner‏ @SBartner 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I always confuse this guy with the Olympic swimmer. You can immediately see the resemblance..

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      1. Jonnie Comet‏ @jonniecomet 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @asliceofcreepy This guy didn't make Bernard Goldberg's 'One Hundred People Who Are Screwing Up America' for nothing.

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      1. Jérôme BaToN‏ @wadael 21 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Lol, even if he wasnt affiliated with Jim Phelps. It was Mission Impossible.

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      1. Bradyn Peters‏ @BradynPeters 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion good

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      1. #1 Blake Main‏ @cageymoon 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh man, that last line was such a hard burn even *I* felt it. XD

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      1. Sean O'Callaghan‏ @SeanO711 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I have just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading this shit! Whoever wrote it is a cunt! And will burn in hell along with Fred!

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      1. Pearl White‏ @smileysperson 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion good riddance

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      1. arttruth‏ @arttruth 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @RyanNewYork Special place in HELL for this one #fredphelps

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      1. Lucie Fialova‏ @Luciecat 20 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Think of the legacy he leaves: Homosexuality has become practically nonexistent." http://onion.com/1mjqEk4  pic.twitter.com/X6H992fg4T”

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      1. Gabriela Ugarte‏ @gugarte35 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @jdclarke Que clase de legado. :(

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      1. core remote‏ @videodave1 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion any one up for protesting his funeral?

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      1. Liz Brusseau‏ @LizBrusseau 20 Mar 2014
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        As usual, @TheOnion gets it right: His legacy: Homosexuality become nonexistent in society. http://onion.com/1mjqEk4  pic.twitter.com/ptPl3XlWHd”

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      1. DaBlueswoman‏ @Dablueswoman 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion o that's too funny

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      1. George Manka‏ @GeorgeManka 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion The US is socially conservative, yet economically innovative.

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