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It's a wonder I ever got a job before reading this “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1hHjoc5 pic.twitter.com/rCof0WCWux”
LOL RT @TheOnion: A minimum of three ties should be worn to formal interviews http://onion.com/1hHjoc5 pic.twitter.com/UdsKE21JnT
I require space tie, Eagles tie, & 1 of your choosing. MT @TheOnion 3 ties should be worn to interviewshttp://onion.com/1hHjoc5
@TheOnion handsanitizer is a must! Lol
“@TheOnion: A minimum of three ties should be worn to formal interviews http://onion.com/1hHjoc5 pic.twitter.com/IxX7AbUNja” @selizabeth5 


@TheOnion you guys are huge in china
@TheOnion Can the extra ties act as substitutes for pants?
@calebgross & @2hip2beALT did this at RB 2011: “@TheOnion: A minimum of 3 ties should be worn to formal interviewshttp://onion.com/1hHjoc5
@TheOnion 1 tie so they know you care, 1 so they know you're serious and 1 for hipster cred? ;)
“@TheOnion: A minimum of three ties should be worn to formal interviews http://onion.com/1hHjoc5 pic.twitter.com/S4iyryWt0u” @AlexMWilliams_
@AlexMWilliams_ I know you don't like ties but you need at least three at your next presentation/interview.
. @TheOnion Remember, awkward eye contact makes you the dominant participant in an interview.
@TheOnion One for the front, one the back, and one for good luck.
Great article with helpful tips for career fairs & info sessions: "@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1hHjoc5 "
.@TheOnion Been watching the future scenes from Back to the Future, huh?
@TheOnion and that's just the ladies
.@TheOnion - I know that's what I look for in candidates :)
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