@TheOnion @eternallamppost I relate to this guy on a personal level
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#slothnation RT@tears_go__by:@TheOnion@phenam2@JustJanelJ we aren't the only ones!!!
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@TheOnion Sometimes it just feels right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion , these fakes articles are hilarious@Striff17@JDow13@timcrawford5 http://onion.com/1oq9OP5 pic.twitter.com/qFdDxsx8tR”
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@TheOnion a fifth of the way through and it's been great.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I’m going to chill out on the couch for the rest of the decade and see what’s on Netflix." http://onion.com/1oq9OP5 pretty muchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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royal lazy high-ass-ness? QT“
@TheOnion: "Im going to chill out on the couch for the rest of…" http://onion.com/1oq9OP5 pic.twitter.com/BuR9Ib8wcX”
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@TheOnion: "I’m gonna chill out on couch for the rest of decade & see what’s on@Netflix." http://onion.com/1oq9OP5 pic.twitter.com/h6X5AroQIq
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@TheOnion my dad became this man the minute he retiredThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's called retirement and my goalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That sounds about right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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