@TheOnion GENIUS!
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@TheOnion The Onion : still making me cackle in public places after all these yearsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well there goes my afternoon. -
@koboldstyle Kirin, we've talked about this.@TheOnion is satire. It's perfectly OK to do those things! Afternoon restored! -
@thornlord@TheOnion Looking forward to the thigh-slapping hijinx then
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@TheOnion@Meghan_Romano the East side of Milwaukee will be very saddened to hear this. It will certainly change Sundays @ the metro marketThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Frowned Upon By Society http://onion.com/1g7E8wZThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only on Br BaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oppressive judgmental society imposing its rigid norms on those who dare question and transgress .. oh I can't keep up the jargon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That's changing. In the future, nobody will give a shit. Except the slapped dumbasses.
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@TheOnion At last, I know where I went wrong...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no way, really! I better stop doing that stuff then.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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