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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2014

    2010: An increasingly paranoid Fred Phelps becomes convinced God may be a fag http://onion.com/NrelD1 pic.twitter.com/wFgXGQWzcy

    11:08 AM - 18 Mar 2014
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      2. Heather not Morris‏ @TeamBrittana 18 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @dnarc44 the joke is that Fred is paranoid he's surrounded by gays. It's insulting THAT nut, not God!

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      3. Dennis Narcisi‏ @dnarc44 18 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TeamBrittana

        @TeamBrittana @TheOnion thanks for straightening me out

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      4. Heather not Morris‏ @TeamBrittana 18 Mar 2014
        Replying to @dnarc44

        @dnarc44 no problem. Strong Christian here, would be offended if it was offensive. Phelps is a delusional piece of garbage. Gah.

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      1. moved‏ @bunnyshy_moved 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion i thought this was supposed to be a satire news blog, not a real news blog

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      1. robert crancer‏ @momsrc1 20 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Even the 'King' thinks this guy's a whack job and God had to 'google' DISCOVERING FRED is gay.pic.twitter.com/Q5JtDg00SQ

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      1. Travis Katz‏ @traviskatz 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 2010: An increasingly paranoid Fred Phelps becomes convinced God may be a fag http://onion.com/NrelD1  pic.twitter.com/VvlGKGNF3b”

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      1. Dennis Narcisi‏ @dnarc44 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I understand you are a joke but that is in bad taste! Have you no shame at all?

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      1. Justin McNeil‏ @Jetski1978 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion well, no ones has ever known him to have a girlfriend

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      1. GalacticGaelicGuide‏ @snhicks 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Hilarious.

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