“@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/dVnVMTpyPN” omfg my mom is right
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“@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/dVnVMTpyPN” omfg my mom is right
@magic_of_macy Are you one of the guys? RT @TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/0z8R95XSMM
@KateyKhaos // RT @TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/1XLNfLtCFI
“@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/nZIBgG98rw” @zachemz @tlawless136: Screaming.
Hahahaha! Female version of nice guy! “@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/MZYYgmJXeY”
#malefantasy RT @TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/xUs0jKC0jO
“@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/PMjRdbjVi4” @ashleyflobro
@SiSi_Bueno "@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Who Treats Women With Respect Asked What His Secret Is http://onion.com/1d1u0p9 "
“@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/7dw91knf4G” @racecarr @zachemz love the adjectives
@TheOnion this is me
Me. RT: @TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/OPH90OSl5w
“@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/untnCevdmW”
So @TheOnion did a story about me.
Dying 

"@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/xqS8M9re1v”
Lol “@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/OAliQM9f8N”
“@TheOnion: "She’s not crazy or clingy or anything." http://onion.com/OtdnHs pic.twitter.com/YqENXPs9zq” @CharlMcClay #Ahem
@RhysAlmighty I don't get it.....
@CharlMcClay you used that exact line in that massive status.
@RhysAlmighty what status?! I'm so confused 

@CharlMcClay you are so blonde it's unreal
@RhysAlmighty I know
but if you'd just explain maybe I'd get it......!
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