“@TheOnion:They laughed at you for keeping condoms"just in case,"but never as hard as they will this week Horoscopes:http://onion.com/1izkSYk ”
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@TheOnion Spot on. I'm a Taurus getting my hair done tonight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: They laughed at you for keeping condoms "just in case,"@kwas_goblue@JackieNoble16 Safety is no laughing matter#travelpackThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1izkSYk ” Normally I think horoscopes are stupid, but these are pretty entertaining.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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