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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2014

    Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Soloshttp://onion.com/1gw77EZ 

    6:01 AM - 18 Mar 2014
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    • 🎃The BoogeyMatt 🧟‍♂️ Jack Harmonay Go Zee, M.A. Tyler David Hurtado Aaron Register Lehmann Pools & Spas Eric Neely Shayan Naveed
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      1. Ben West  🔥‏ @BenWest 18 Mar 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Yesterday’s Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Soloshttp://onion.com/1gw77EZ 

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      1. Kristin West‏ @westie_k 18 Mar 2014
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        Yes- I demand more! “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ”

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      1. Fantastical Nonsense‏ @VEsPlace 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Excellent! Next I want more "unplugged" stuff. Screamo unplugged. Heavy Metal unplugged. James Taylor unplugged...

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      1. HSPP‏ @heavysetpawpaws 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ” @DaveGrave89 get to it

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      1. Julian Conway‏ @JulianConway 19 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @vurnt22 Sounds like a job for Vernon Reid!

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      1. Bryan‏ @bdtunn 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion wait no smell the fart/suck on a lemon face...

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      1. Natalio‏ @CyberNatalio 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ” agree 100%!!!

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      1. Ralph Essex‏ @Ralph_Essex 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @Line6 http://www.self-radicalization.org/index-music.html … reel17 reel21 reel25 reel50

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      1. Dean Moriarty  🇺🇸‏ @never_find_it 18 Mar 2014
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        I pumped my fist/didn't laugh: “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ”

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      1. Jon Champ‏ @godzoo 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ” AGREED 100%!!!

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      1. Mark Nunez‏ @GWmarknunez 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion all of us here at Guitar World Magazine, appreciate this on a totally different level than most. Thank you!

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      1. Ricky Martian‏ @rico_swerves 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ” -- @YoungLeavesMA

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      2. Wilk‏ @rswilkey 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ” @ChoimDaWoim

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      3. Chad Thurman‏ @ChoimDaWoim 20 Mar 2014
        Replying to @rswilkey

        @rswilkey According to thousands of amped-up sources nationwide, a guitar solo in which the guy bends the strings really far while leaning..

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      1. J Bimler‏ @kardiackid33 18 Mar 2014
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        @slash has your name all over it!!! “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ”

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      1. Kat Jones‏ @kazdott 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ” me if become president

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      1. Kristina Blount‏ @kkblount 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ”

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      1. Ninth Circle‏ @ninth_circle 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Yesterday's Top Story: Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://onion.com/1gw77EZ ” NINTH CIRCLE solos comin' up!

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