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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Mar 2014

    From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritagehttp://onion.com/1gw1AxZ 

    3:17 PM - 17 Mar 2014
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      1. Drew the Curtains‏ @Lamb_Mint_Drew 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ” Why I hate st. Paddy's day.

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      1. Skepticus‏ @Sullybabe 17 Mar 2014
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        Yup. “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ”

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      1. Connor Temme‏ @Connor_Temme19 17 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @cjbaumann4 @leonardjoey00 haha thought of Connor

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      1. Rob Cowsill‏ @RobCowsill 17 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ” @IzzyGregson like me but Irish lol

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      1. Paul Ferguson‏ @PM_Ferguson 18 Mar 2014
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        @OneVignette RT @TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritagehttp://onion.com/1gw1AxZ 

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      1. Matthew Christopher Cote‏ @fourtonnemantis 18 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ” <<<EVERYBODY YESTERDAY

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      1. Rachel Dubrovin‏ @RachelDubrovin 17 Mar 2014
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        Happy St. Pat's! Hahaha “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ”

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      1. G. Weatherwax‏ @MondayAddams 17 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage" Literally me. I'm 1/16th drunk too.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 17 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Pride is creative. Irish pride even more so. Look at all the green strobe light earrings and strange hats.

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      1. mandyhburger‏ @mandyhburger 17 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ” hahahaha

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      1. Wells‏ @TweetAPeach 17 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Man who's 10lb/183lb brains proud of his intelligence.

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      1. Jamie‏ @Jamie62477 17 Mar 2014
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        LOL!! I only claim my quarter!“@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ”

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      1. Marcus&Knuckles‏ @EastEndChild 17 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Not as much as Johnny Depp is proud of his Native American heritage though

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      1. Joey JoJo but spooky‏ @Joe_Fumai 17 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ” My uncle to a t.

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      1. GalacticGaelicGuide‏ @snhicks 17 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Ha! Yes.

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      1. Ryan Strik‏ @The_Ryan_Strik 17 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: From The Archives: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage http://onion.com/1gw1AxZ ”

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