@TheOnion @SethMacFarlane He'd just fumble that up too! No happy ending for anyone on this subject.
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane with happy ending?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion :sure it wasn't John Travolta?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane what the duck cebolla?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Living this John Kerry spy series. “
@TheOnion: John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin http://onion.com/1g3goKp ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin http://onion.com/1g3goKp ”. Holy shit that's funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kerry calls Putin an Indian giverThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Relationship built on oil RT
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@TheOnion that should read "masseur" unless he's in dragThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Pure gold. “
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