“@TheOnion: In Science News: Scientists Confirm Statues Humans’ Closest Nonliving Relative http://onion.com/1d1vmjG ”
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@TheOnion @mattmearsmatt I can't believe that was your first tweet.. Fucking onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we all remember what happened when the Democrats took over.NothingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#science? “@TheOnion: In Science News: Scientists Confirm Statues Humans’ Closest Nonliving Relative http://onion.com/1d1vmjG ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shoddy reporting at best; they completely failed to consider sex dollsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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