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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Mar 2014

    Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Familyhttp://onion.com/1d3ghZr 

    4:45 PM - 14 Mar 2014
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    • Ann Evans Claris Corwin . a Bok Renteria Andrew Croll Stephen Frank Cupcakesbysine Leandra Berger
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      1. alon‏ @alontods 14 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ” the onion headlines lol

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      1. joeldewitt‏ @joeldewitt 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @Fred_Willard sounds more like a cat

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      1. Peggy Bohn‏ @PeggyBohn39 16 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion my cats feel the same

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      1. David Meyer‏ @Meyer_David_W 15 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ”

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      1. Z.‏ @pdubdevil 15 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion: 'Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ' haha why did you fav this? Your cat isn't a dog :P

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      1. name remains same‏ @Blue_Plus_Green 15 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ” Via: @badjerry_1

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      1. Davidbenji‏ @BenjiTrini1 15 Mar 2014
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        @theonion love dogs they look out for us ,a little love goes a long way .....

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      1. Tippet Willard‏ @TippetUnleashed 14 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ” It would be funny if it wasn't so damned sad.

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      1. Sister Fate‏ @Loki_Poe 14 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ”. Aaaaawwww, you had better hug SCOOBY, @BabyHeyZesus !!!

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      1. What’s so funny about peace, love & understanding?‏ @coolmom999 14 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @cwzeip

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      1. O&M‏ @Littoral_LLC 14 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion dogs rule. Who is really the pet?

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      1. Christina Kiep‏ @crissy_kiep 14 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ” Hahaha!! 😂😂🐶

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      1. DumbassSecretSociety‏ @dssfraternity 14 Mar 2014
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        No. She doesn't want to be part of that group of dumbassess. @TheOnion

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      1. Jacque Jo Bland‏Verified account @jacquebland 14 Mar 2014
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        My Inky could have penned similar. | RT @TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr pic.twitter.com/HaVcfZ7x1s

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      1. Veronica Robinson‏ @vrknoxvilletn 14 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Dog Doesn't Consider Itself Part Of Family http://onion.com/1d3ghZr ” I love the Onion-that silly crap make me laugh!!!😂😂😂😂

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      1. sandra ruiz‏ @sandraxruiz 15 Mar 2014
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        @karmelooruu11 @TheOnion Whatevs...

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