@TheOnion @MarkPlant "You're a funny guy, Mark. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." #ArnoldSchwarzenegger
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@TheOnion: "When I think of all the money we’re saving by fisting each other in front of the camcorder, it just makes sense."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is one time I hope I misread a tweet WTF EwwwwThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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