@TheOnion *wonders if the author might be planning a 'fling'?...
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@TheOnion Really? We needed RESEARCH to figure THAT out?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MiCromp & Why We Dream It MT@TheOnion Human Beings Evolved Toward Monogamy & Carrying On Fun Little Flings On Sidehttp://onion.com/1cZj3EEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is literally true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We're actually an alien experiment & Earth is a giant petri dish!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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