@TheOnion I've been trying not to mention Lost and flight 815
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@jays_ebooks@TheOnion THE PASSENGERS DIDNT BELIEVE IN THE TIME CUBE!#mysterysolvedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -- but I find jokes about#MH370 to be in poor taste, especially with the search continuing.#justsayingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Gamiliell U should not make fun of the parallel universe...it will snatch u & take u there...:[ -
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@TheOnion Need to bring in Rusty Cohle. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion @ZeppKQRS Did you try asking#TheDoctor?#DoctorWho
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@TheOnion: "Everything’s on the table. Insofar as anything exists at all, which we’re also looking into." http://onion.com/1excG6f "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Lazin_Ryder But Noory on Coast Am beat them to it the other night. "even a stargate can't be ruled out at this point" BwhahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Everything’s on the table. Insofar as anything exists at all, which we’re also looking into." pic.twitter.com/y94sidQTwb”@giantom
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@TheOnion There are a lot of places that don't exist that they should consider searching.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @ThatsAll_Folks_ perhaps schrodinger's plane exists in a state of superposition!#yathatstheticket ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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