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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Mar 2014

    Malaysian Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time http://onion.com/1ex6M59 pic.twitter.com/Gx8JIkMZAO

    2:08 PM - 13 Mar 2014
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    83 replies 1,656 retweets 865 likes
      1.  📎 🦇Josh 🎃Myer 🦇‏ @xek 13 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @wa7iut I was going to say "Too Soon," but then realized that it might not be true in your light-cone.

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      1. Eisen‏ @eisen 13 Mar 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Malaysian Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time http://onion.com/1ex6M59 pic.twitter.com/93xtMWf4lb

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      2. Gabe Andino‏ @thegabeandino 13 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Malaysian Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time http://onion.com/1ex6M59  pic.twitter.com/AW9CInTjGG”

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      3. Benjamin Granucci‏ @BLGranucci 13 Mar 2014
        Replying to @thegabeandino

        @OGAndino @TheOnion actually at this point I think that is plausible.

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      4. Gabe Andino‏ @thegabeandino 13 Mar 2014
        Replying to @BLGranucci

        @BLGranucci @TheOnion wouldn't shock me either

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      5. Benjamin Granucci‏ @BLGranucci 13 Mar 2014
        Replying to @thegabeandino

        @OGAndino nothing would shock me at this point.

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      1. 2HYPTCH‏ @2HYPTCH 14 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion did they check with #aliens the answer is right above their noses

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      1. mikichoo‏ @mikichoo 13 Mar 2014
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        @domycw @TheOnion: MAS Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time http://onion.com/1ex6M59 pic.twitter.com/1IcN7exLN7

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      1. Steven Berry‏ @stevenberry_1 13 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Malaysian Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time http://onion.com/1ex6M59 " @GeorgeMBerry #Fringe

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      1. Scott Bradley‏ @scott2b 13 Mar 2014
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        @theonion a little too soon, dontchya think?

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      1. Moushumi Kabir‏ @mkabir 13 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion very poor taste when situation is a nightmare for loved ones of passengers/crews. Not a joke.

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      2. Kelly Sabara‏ @reiki_kelly 13 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @DonFakaraun

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      3. Babbling Goon‏ @DonFakaraun 13 Mar 2014
        Replying to @reiki_kelly

        @reiki_kelly just travel faster than light and then you rewind back to take off and try again, simple.

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      1. Melissa P. Armas‏ @_M_Armas 22 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @jheil Please pay attention to the situation in Venezuela. Thanks!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kr4ioLEQ4Q&feature=youtu.be …

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      1. DJEddy‏ @Davejeddy 18 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion that is sooo messed up! Maylasian Triangle?

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      1. D ''MarriedAF'' Ciphered‏ @DCiphered 17 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheHomerTed has anyone questioned the Klingon's?

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      1. Dennis Mahon‏ @DJM1968 17 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @amylutz4 That is in incredibly bad taste.

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