“@TheOnion: Scientists Confirm Statues Humans’ Closest Nonliving Relative http://onion.com/1gtIOrR ” @tessmuldoon
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@TheOnion: Scientists Confirm Statues Humans’ Closest Nonliving Relative- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?#WHOCARES Discuss real news!#WAKEUPAMERICAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Has my dad been tweeting again! I told him not too ,he just doesn't understandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I knew it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd go with photographs myself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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