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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Mar 2014

    "I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around the table of hors d’oeuvres." http://onion.com/1idQWRo pic.twitter.com/NwP9y3LLaz

    11:33 AM - 12 Mar 2014
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      1. Alissa VVilkinson‏Verified account @alissamarie 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THIS / @TheOnion: "I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around the table of hors d’oeuvres." http://onion.com/1idQWRo 

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      2. Saif‏ @It_aint_saif 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion basically @julia_dearagon and @13emurphy

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      3. Jules‏ @julia_dearagon 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @It_aint_saif

        @saifiqbal14 @TheOnion @13emurphy hey leave us alone :(

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Saif‏ @It_aint_saif 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @julia_dearagon

        @julia_dearagon @TheOnion @13emurphy hehehe

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      1. James McNally‏ @toscreenshots 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me. RT@TheOnion: "I killed 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around table of hors d’oeuvres." http://onion.com/1idQWRo pic.twitter.com/Y2uqZSH7Ia

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      1. Tyler Morrison‏ @tymo77 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion my life

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      1. Maren Oz‏ @theMARENofOZ 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly...http://onion.com/1idQWRo  pic.twitter.com/JqtJt7saRS” @alyssabeck714 this is SO us

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      1. Patricio Robayo‏ @patriciorobayo 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like me “@TheOnion: "I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around the table http://onion.com/1idQWRo  pic.twitter.com/GRTH4ftHD2”

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      1. A Gabeyard smash‏ @GabeRosiak 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is me RT @TheOnion: http://onion.com/1idQWRo pic.twitter.com/Kz7YkgW81z

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      1. DrNeuroBarbie‏ @NeuroBarbie 12 Mar 2014
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        @shawnaverything “@TheOnion: "Killed abt 15 min circling around the table of hors d’oeuvres." http://onion.com/1idQWRo  pic.twitter.com/c3AoLG6UA1”

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      1. andrew liszewski‏ @aliszewski 12 Mar 2014
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        This works well. “@TheOnion: "I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around the table of hors d’oeuvres."http://onion.com/1idQWRo 

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      1. Logan Smith‏ @LoganasaurusRex 12 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1idQWRo  pic.twitter.com/IX0FnTlOQ7” This. This is my life.

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      1. brad‏ @ameritoon 12 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around the table of hors d’oeuvres." pic.twitter.com/GrZkBKzz1Z” About me

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      2.  🎃 Joaquin Phoenix Wright  🎃‏ @henryevil 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me RT @TheOnion "I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around the table of hors d’oeuvres."pic.twitter.com/2xoVp8bNM6

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      2.  🎃𝖇𝖔𝖔 👻𝕪𝕒𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤‏ @quyarick 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @insideintrovert “@TheOnion: ‘I killed about 15 minutes by circling repeatedly around the table of hors d’oeuvres.’ pic.twitter.com/3mftfuE5iA”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Thea‏ @introvertology 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @quyarick

        @RickBetita Oh man, that Onion article. I wonder how many of its readers are introverts.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Aubrey Conrad‏ @AubreyConRAD 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1idQWRo  pic.twitter.com/iokQUo8C1E” @enochslayton

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. John Slayton‏ @enochslayton 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @AubreyConRAD

        @AubreyConRAD that's so me

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      4. Aubrey Conrad‏ @AubreyConRAD 12 Mar 2014
        Replying to @enochslayton

        @enochslayton 😜

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