@TheOnion Does she go both ways?
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@TheOnion Dont hijack our planes and we'll give you a bag of peanuts Loyaly and mutual respectThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and so do our flight attendants ..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Awesome. “
@TheOnion: Southwest Airlines Rolls Out New ‘Loyalty Goes Both Ways’ Campaign http://onion.com/1gnI9bc pic.twitter.com/ptMB1X8YgA”
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@evankonwiser This is one of the funnier@TheOnion skits I have seen in a while. Good stuff.
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@TheOnion She didn't go both ways when I dated her....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Welcome: We are trying our best to not take passengers from Kuala Lumpur to Peking....wherever that is?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion The dirtier the airline the less likely it will crash. Thats a thing right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah //flight attendant motions to exits// "out this door and out the other door"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Icelandair is doing this next. “@TheOnion: Southwest New ‘Loyalty Goes Both Ways’ Campaign http://onion.com/1gnI9bc pic.twitter.com/dGrxkblK2f”
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@TheOnion no one knows which way it went.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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