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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Mar 2014

    "You will never feel as special as you did in his cool basement. This is a fact." http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5 pic.twitter.com/A77ccHs5lG

    11:36 AM - 11 Mar 2014
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      2. Ian McKee‏ @IanCmcKee 11 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5  pic.twitter.com/MASEYwOhIT” good thing we dated for a month 8th grade too! @KatieMo511 😊

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Ian Brown‏ @ianBrowntown 11 Mar 2014
        Replying to @IanCmcKee

        @IanCmcKee @TheOnion good thing I still act like that 8th grader

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Turner Watts‏ @WrightThatDown 11 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion read this to my 8th grade students...they didn't get it.

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      2. Michaela‏ @michaela_gee_ 11 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Kalexandralong HAHAH

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      2. Patrick Clark‏ @PatchClark 11 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @MattCimmino no one ever.

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      3. Matt Cimmino‏ @MattCimmino 11 Mar 2014
        Replying to @PatchClark

        @PatchClark read this earlier. Laughed pretty hard.

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      4. Patrick Clark‏ @PatchClark 11 Mar 2014
        Replying to @MattCimmino

        @MattCimmino read this 5min ago. Laughed pretty hard. Sent it to you. Now we're up to speed.

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      1. Angel Lopez Godfrey‏ @ajylopezg 12 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I think about our bus ride to summer camp...

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      1. Bailey Elise McBride‏ @baileyelise 11 Mar 2014
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        @autumnmeow1 @TheOnion :"You will never feel as special as you did in his cool basement." http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5 pic.twitter.com/rHTLlwheub

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      1. Dom Grady‏ @BonettiJeff 11 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion lol @MerriPetrovits

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      1. Random Ranter‏ @randomranter_ 11 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5  pic.twitter.com/927gdGjQxs” " boys back then #sweet #loving and making us feel like the center of their world

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      1. RT Foreign Agent  ™️ 🐸 ‏ 🆎‏ @Adam1Baum 11 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Bunk Girly Yak.pic.twitter.com/PzTJjMVx44

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      1. Stefanie Vaughn‏ @stefanie_vaughn 11 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion maybe that's why I married mine

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      1. Kathryn‏ @kathrynetee 11 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Wow, this hits home because I never had one. HAHA.

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