“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5 pic.twitter.com/MASEYwOhIT” good thing we dated for a month 8th grade too! @KatieMo511 
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“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5 pic.twitter.com/MASEYwOhIT” good thing we dated for a month 8th grade too! @KatieMo511 
@IanCmcKee @TheOnion good thing I still act like that 8th grader
@TheOnion read this to my 8th grade students...they didn't get it.
@TheOnion @MattCimmino no one ever.
@PatchClark read this earlier. Laughed pretty hard.
@MattCimmino read this 5min ago. Laughed pretty hard.
Sent it to you.
Now we're up to speed.
@TheOnion I think about our bus ride to summer camp...
@autumnmeow1 @TheOnion :"You will never feel as special as you did in his cool basement." http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5 pic.twitter.com/rHTLlwheub
“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1gnz2Y5 pic.twitter.com/927gdGjQxs” " boys back then #sweet #loving and making us feel like the center of their world
@TheOnion maybe that's why I married mine
@TheOnion Wow, this hits home because I never had one. HAHA.
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