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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Mar 2014

    POLL: Do You Think Doctors Are Overprescribing Medications? http://onion.com/1irEn3l 

    9:16 AM - 10 Mar 2014
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      1. callmezimmy‏ @swampriver 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion yes, no, maybe. Guess I forgot to take my memory pill. : )-

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      1. Jennifer Cobo Cannon‏ @msjencannon 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Of course; they are inextricably linked to the drug companies.

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      1. Sexy Sagittarius .‏ @purpplesun557 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion They Been Doing That For Years.

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      1. Brice Pearce‏ @Suppiluliuma1st 10 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Do You Think Doctors Are Overprescribing Medications? http://onion.com/1irEn3l ” haha! #healthcare #DrugsNotHugs @craigbona87

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      1. nneptune5‏ @nneptune5 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion let me take my Xanax,blood pressure meds,and back pain meds..then I'll pry myself off of my chair with an answer...

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      1. Kerri o‏ @Autumwolf1O 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion ah no.....where are my pain meds doc! wink wink nudge nudge. sometimes they do. just to get rid of whinners. sad..very sad!

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      1. Gretchen Grossman‏ @GGretchenmobley 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Parents chose Dr. Kiley, Oak Park, IL, specifically because he didn't prescribed meds for kids. Great doctor.

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      1. Gretchen Grossman‏ @GGretchenmobley 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion In the 70s, patients went to their doctors and "demanded" to be given something so they'd feel better. Placebos were "prescribed."

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      1. tiffany ubele‏ @UbeleTiffany 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion sometimes and the ppl who need the right meds don't get it

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      1. Hugo House‏ @HugoHouseMedia 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion probably but what do I know, being just a little dog. I do know that people don't wash their hands enough and spread germs.

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      1. Mostly Ed Holder...‏ @holder_combes 10 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion - YES

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