@TheOnion Actually, the Catholic Church does offer Sainthood to those who regularly participate in Mass. #TheMoreYouKnow #Catechism
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@TheOnion: Desperate Catholic Church Now Offering Sainthood To Anyone Who Regularly Attends Weekly Mass http://onion.com/1hQ3Tkm ”#Amen#lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Pope finally receives message from God that it is all a crock of shit & his life is a sham. Pope contemplative & embarrassed."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Naija_AC3 “@TheOnion: Desperate Catholic Church Now Offering Sainthood To Anyone Who Regularly Attends Weekly Mass http://onion.com/1hQ3Tkm ” -
@scjans lmao.. wow..
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@TheOnion@Dr_BlueBayou rubbish. I havent had one :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's regular?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@pugsoup77@TheOnion Some ideas are better than others.pic.twitter.com/kxJelroBD0
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@Keithseales@pugsoup77@TheOnion You got that right!!!pic.twitter.com/zXWfkBSRTL
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@TheOnion Then my phony brother would get it. He changes the way chameleons do.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@lindsay_bluth@sethbirnbaum I hope Pope Francis Yoshida doesn't veto this.
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