Mr officer @theonion okey tell siri brieft to commander garlic jerkies.and improvise of general salt and pepper.
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@katiewilbert dying right now

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@OldSchool737 Classic. Can't wait to hear Cortana giving me driving directions. -
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@OldSchool737 Are you going to tell your phone to call you "Chief"? -
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@OldSchool737 Funny, my cell phone always says: "When last we met, I was but a learner..."
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@TheOnion she's just the worst.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@PickLynn3 LOL “@TheOnion: I had a falling out with that bitch Siri, so hopefully this Cortana bitch will be nicer. http://onion.com/1iaGLes ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was positive this was about Halo.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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