@TheOnion I can't even tell if you're joking anymore. Who are you?? 
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@TheOnion saying and doing are two different things.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wish he meant to do it I would have converted.#mykindofreligionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I didn't know the Vatican had weapons of mass destruction. Perhaps we should invade.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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