“@TheOnion: Learn to handle your shit: http://onion.com/1oo3YMd pic.twitter.com/prFKvTGRxk” Watch it more than once, hysterical.
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“@TheOnion: Learn to handle your shit: http://onion.com/1oo3YMd pic.twitter.com/prFKvTGRxk” Watch it more than once, hysterical.
@raykrueger so great “you were once a baby. now you’re a criminal” glad you said to watch it again, didn’t know there were multiple versions
@cgrayson I've watched it a dozen times, and haven't seen what you just mentioned lol
@raykrueger ha ha, it’s one of the bullet points. here’s proof, so you know I’m not highhttp://twitpic.com/dxceyh
@cgrayson lol yep noticed it next time hehe
@raykrueger holy shit, how many are there?
@cgrayson I know!
“@TheOnion: Learn to handle your shit: http://onion.com/1oo3YMd pic.twitter.com/X0Wl1Melop” #neverforget
This article may be the most genius thing @TheOnion has ever done.
“@TheOnion: Learn to handle your shit: http://onion.com/1oo3YMd pic.twitter.com/AI8VsNQHVb”
“@TheOnion: Learn to handle your shit: http://onion.com/1oo3YMd pic.twitter.com/X0Wl1Melop” THIS IS FOREVER
@TheOnion @coneyislandcook All the info we need is right here. 
@TheOnion I hate it when my shit does that.
@TheOnion First they replace all the snickers with apples in the vending machine, then some dude comes to your desk and begs you to eat one.
@TheOnion Especially after crapping your pants
#BreakingNews Leading Scientists now believe giant pythons can only be found along the spines of Scientsts @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/CYIJC5p03c
@TheOnion sounds like the rag is still high
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