@TheOnion @davidcbenedict EVERYTHING IS BLOOODDDDD
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@TheOnion HE COMESThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your brain is broken: http://onion.com/1oo3W6U pic.twitter.com/PKTsR4z8Ax” seriously,@TheOnion I love you.
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Ugh! Everybody knows that!
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@TheOnion I'm suddenly even more paranoid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wise words for Sarah Palin & Lindsey Graham right nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You guys are amazing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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