“@TheOnion: "If you hear a noise, that's probably the police, and you're probably going to jail." @liztookittoofar
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@TheOnion I hate to say it but this is exactly how I respond to being high.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ABoyNamedLennon i just died hahhah!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm pretty sure they're talking about the fear @magnewiful@nickferrel@Lofty608 -
@anne_herzberg@TheOnion @magnewiful @Lofty608 me no like the fear
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@TheOnion my mom is on her way to pick me up too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Watch all versions: 6 seconds, blank face, screams, guy in window, talking camel, warp drive, blue pot, flying laptop.#brilliantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @alschirrick lol watch thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@420SaveUS And I don't even smoke anymore and I think it's horse shitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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