@TheOnion Jesus, can I get a job? @nicolehayleyr @megan_randolph_
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@EJRandolph@TheOnion@nicolehayleyr "Its about time someone commemorated the time Jesus tried to kill us all." Hahahahahah -
@EJRandolph@TheOnion@nicolehayleyr *God, not Jesus, my mistake.
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#evolution fangirls of@markgatiss@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1kPVa1q Thanks for all the retweets!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Finally, a theme park that shares my contempt for science.” http://onion.com/1kPVa1q ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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