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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Mar 2014

    POLL: Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education?http://onion.com/MINvpF 

    9:44 AM - 3 Mar 2014
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      1. Jack Hunger‏ @jackhunger1 4 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion only to boys. Girls learn it instinctively when they become wives.

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      1. Nassim Sultan‏ @NassimSultan 3 Mar 2014
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        Phenomenal poll from the @TheOnion: "POLL: Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education? http://onion.com/MINvpF ” #fb

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      1. The GoPro Pirate‏ @EganNation 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion No. Every person ever born was the product of sex.

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      1. kelly axe‏ @kelly_axelrad 3 Mar 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education? http://onion.com/MINvpF ” they p much already do

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      1. Nicandro Martínez‏ @nicksonthego 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion that's great! Look how good the latino community is doing in the not having children!

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      1. Donny Dallas‏ @DonnyDallas 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Only if they also teach about really great masturbation. #theonion #masturbacaofacts #sex

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      1. Charlton‏ @charltonhedden 3 Mar 2014
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        sums it up nicely “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education? http://onion.com/MINvpF ”

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      1. Michael Johnston‏ @MREJohnston 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Only if the goal is a huge boost in teen pregnancy rates.

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      1. James with the Mojo tainted to match his Desk 🔔 🔔‏ @Mojo50James 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion it is the only type of birth control that has historically proven to be 99.99999999% effective

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      1. Bob Rymell‏ @brymell2 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes. Prepare them for married life.

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      1. BIFF‏ @Biffspeaks 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion No way! Teach it as a choice. Naive to think they won't have sex. At least teach how to be protected!! Duh #realshit

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      1. Dwain808‏ @dwain808 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Not gonna work, Just pass out the rubber.

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      1. Jorge Luis‏ @TerribleAtNames 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion No, they should teach optimal positions. They're going to do it anyway, might as well teach them how to do it right.

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      1. Ellie D'Silva‏ @ellie_d 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Read that as "Absinthe-Only Sex Education" which would be irresponsible but more true to real-life.

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      1. Slick Willy‏ @SlickWilly2012 3 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Not a single pregnancy EVER has resulted from abstinence, and I suspect no STD's have occurred either. So what's the downside?

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      1. Dwain808‏ @dwain808 3 Mar 2014
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        @KlmKardashiian @TheOnion So many people out of work , hungry, homeless and all you can think about is "what to wear "....?

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      1. For a Better World‏ @z_007_z 3 Mar 2014
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        Will a generation of children rise that will wonder what the "crossout font" is all about? @TheOnion

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