@TheOnion only to boys. Girls learn it instinctively when they become wives.
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Phenomenal poll from the
@TheOnion: "POLL: Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education? http://onion.com/MINvpF ”#fbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No. Every person ever born was the product of sex.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education? http://onion.com/MINvpF ” they p much already doThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's great! Look how good the latino community is doing in the not having children!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only if they also teach about really great masturbation.#theonion#masturbacaofacts#sexThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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sums it up nicely “
@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education? http://onion.com/MINvpF ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only if the goal is a huge boost in teen pregnancy rates.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it is the only type of birth control that has historically proven to be 99.99999999% effectiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes. Prepare them for married life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not gonna work, Just pass out the rubber.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No, they should teach optimal positions. They're going to do it anyway, might as well teach them how to do it right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Read that as "Absinthe-Only Sex Education" which would be irresponsible but more true to real-life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not a single pregnancy EVER has resulted from abstinence, and I suspect no STD's have occurred either. So what's the downside?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@KlmKardashiian@TheOnion So many people out of work , hungry, homeless and all you can think about is "what to wear "....?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Will a generation of children rise that will wonder what the "crossout font" is all about?
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