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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Mar 2014

    Did you win an Oscar tonight? Tweet at @TheOnion to tell us which award you received!

    8:05 PM - 2 Mar 2014
    • 164 Retweets
    • 243 Likes
    • Camie Stagner Silvia Stotler Vanessa Schlanger Eliza Arlene (Beth) Graves Zach Phil Betts Leah Klanderman Pete Fehrenbach
    239 replies 164 retweets 243 likes
      1. Drew Mikuška‏ @DrewMikuska 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I obviously won the award for best Oscar photo bomb, @TheOnion #OscarSelfiepic.twitter.com/nPHeHbeDj1

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      1. Adamned Koford‏Verified account @apelad 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion best supporting undergarment

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      1. wordsicle‏ @wordsicle 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion least important viewer

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      1. Sarah Murphy‏ @skmurphy113 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Did you win an Oscar tonight? Tweet at @TheOnion to tell us which award you received!” Best Intention To Watch Nominated Films

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      1. Ed Boo-ton‏ @edb87 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "Best Time to Steal The Spotlight from Dead People" - Bette Midler

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      1. Chris Forest‏ @the_way_i_go 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I won the Oscar tonight for gayest straight half Asian guy depicted as a Mexican in an animated short. #Oscars

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      1. Madge Weinstein‏ @bloatedlesbian 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theonion I won best panties on a lesbian.

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      1. Courtney Johnson‏ @JohnsonCourt 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Did you win an Oscar tonight? Tweet at @TheOnion to tell us which award you received!” #TCUPR @lambiase

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      1. Sorana ナンス宙奈‏ @sorananance 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I won an oscar for best actress in "lazy high school student doesn't do shit"

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      1. Lil' Mo‏ @checkitout_88cx 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I win one EVERY year for "Best Listener"

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      1. ED‏ @ileandaily 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion nothing, but my strapless won #BestSupportingBra

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      1. DeathDeath 🦇 🕷‏ @RealWallWilsh 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I won best original song for my acclaimed performance of "Let it Go"

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      1. Dootsie‏ @dootsiebug 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I pulled down a surprise win in the Best Supporting Actress in a Memorial Montage category.

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      1. Michael Keaton‏ @RealMikeKeaton 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Best Batman

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      1. Beth Ireland‏ @bethireland80 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion outstanding performance in not caring about Gravity despite all it's wins #lengthytitle #oscars

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      1.  👻 🎃ScarySarahZona 🎃 👻‏ @SarahK_Arizona 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes! "The Best Lungs BEFORE Gravity"

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      1. Michael‏ @MikeyRizz 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion hanging out with @Oliva_Oil so I'm a shoe in for "Best Supporting Blackout"

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      1. the tiny raccoon‏ @thetinyraccoon 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Oh, I won most snarky tweet in response to my tl being taken over by boring Oscar tweets!

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      1. Phil Helser‏ @pkhelser 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I won most awesome. Just like every year. RT @TheOnion Did you win an Oscar tonight? Tweet at @TheOnion to tell us which award you received!

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      2. ktr‏ @PapaRoche 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion no but I ate McDonald's by myself in sadness

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tricky Dick‏ @RichardMHanson 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @PapaRoche

        @Papa__Roche @TheOnion you would have won best flow, but Jared Leto

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ktr‏ @PapaRoche 2 Mar 2014
        Replying to @RichardMHanson

        @RichardMHanson @TheOnion :(

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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