I obviously won the award for best Oscar photo bomb, @TheOnion #OscarSelfiepic.twitter.com/nPHeHbeDj1
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I obviously won the award for best Oscar photo bomb, @TheOnion #OscarSelfiepic.twitter.com/nPHeHbeDj1
@TheOnion best supporting undergarment
@TheOnion least important viewer
@TheOnion "Best Time to Steal The Spotlight from Dead People" - Bette Midler
@theonion I won best panties on a lesbian.
@TheOnion I won an oscar for best actress in "lazy high school student doesn't do shit"
@TheOnion
I win one EVERY year for "Best Listener"
@TheOnion nothing, but my strapless won #BestSupportingBra
.@TheOnion I won best original song for my acclaimed performance of "Let it Go"
.@TheOnion I pulled down a surprise win in the Best Supporting Actress in a Memorial Montage category.
@TheOnion Best Batman
@TheOnion outstanding performance in not caring about Gravity despite all it's wins #lengthytitle #oscars
@TheOnion Yes! "The Best Lungs BEFORE Gravity"
.@TheOnion hanging out with @Oliva_Oil so I'm a shoe in for "Best Supporting Blackout"
@TheOnion Oh, I won most snarky tweet in response to my tl being taken over by boring Oscar tweets!
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