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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Mar 2014

    Got an opinion about how the #Oscars are going so far? Great!

    7:05 PM - 2 Mar 2014
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      1. Meehna Goldsmith‏ @meehnag 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion follow me and find out!

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      1. nikola  ✌‏ @ohsnapitsnik 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion i thought that said 'got an onion'

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      1. rob‏ @robrendell 4 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I've got one: I'm glad they're over!!!

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      1. Ericka R.‏ @Akcr1983 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I like that #Venezuela has been named...

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      1. Eliza Windsor‏ @ElizaWindso 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @zerohedge Roots wins again. Every year since 1980.

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      1. Kathleen Alcala‏ @katkat_alcala 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion so well behaved. No one has fallen out of his or her dress yet, fainted, or walked on the seats. #Oscars2014

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      1. Deneen Cianciolo‏ @RNGOBUCKS 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion boring.. Did Ellen write a script? Any jokes. It's like she decided to Wing it!

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      1. Leah Davis‏ @LeahADavis 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I love Ellen but the Oscars are too long #dreadingstayingup

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      1. Tom Parrett‏ @featheredghost 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Shortest thank-yous in history. Did they rehearse for once? Was there an editor?

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      1. Black Sheep‏ @iloggedin4u 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Boring Spectale of Excessive Oral Masturbation of The Wealthy And Famous. ...or should I have capitalized my "of's"?

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      1. Jatika Manigault‏ @JatikaSpeaks 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm enjoying it this year. Social Media is the star tonight.

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      1. Ohcrypto Guy‏ @OhsilverSales 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion I think its strange that each winner tonight gets to go home with a pet giraffe.

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      1. Jim Grant‏ @jamesmgrant 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion @zerohedge Samsung is thrilled.

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      1. Ben Marter‏ @BenMarter 2 Mar 2014
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        RT@TheOnion: Got an opinion about how the #Oscars are going so far? Great!

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      1. rob durham‏ @humminbirdmoth 2 Mar 2014
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        @TheOnion Since you asked, Oscar looks a little fat this year. #Oscars

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