@TheOnion follow me and find out!
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@TheOnion i thought that said 'got an onion'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've got one: I'm glad they're over!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I like that#Venezuela has been named...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@zerohedge Roots wins again. Every year since 1980.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so well behaved. No one has fallen out of his or her dress yet, fainted, or walked on the seats.#Oscars2014Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion boring.. Did Ellen write a script? Any jokes. It's like she decided to Wing it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love Ellen but the Oscars are too long#dreadingstayingupThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shortest thank-yous in history. Did they rehearse for once? Was there an editor?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Boring Spectale of Excessive Oral Masturbation of The Wealthy And Famous. ...or should I have capitalized my "of's"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm enjoying it this year. Social Media is the star tonight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think its strange that each winner tonight gets to go home with a pet giraffe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@zerohedge Samsung is thrilled.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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