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@TheOnion: Man Who Keeps Keys On Carabiner Must Rappel Into Office Building Every Morning http://onion.com/1lr5PTk oh. This is me.
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@efoley10 “@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Who Keeps Keys On Carabiner Must Rappel Into Office Building Every Morning http://onion.com/1lr5PTk ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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