@TheOnion @swimannaj this is so funny. I love The Onion
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believe everything on the internet especially
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@TheOnion by throwing darts at Movie posters?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Maybe use this to pick the winners at Newman's Oscar party
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Just so you know... “
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