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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Feb 2014

    Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh?http://onion.com/1mDdg88 

    4:20 PM - 26 Feb 2014
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      1. Pokey‏ @pokeyberlin 26 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For 90% of the people I follow: “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ”

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      1. W&V (NEW INJURIES)‏ @WALLandVOID 27 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Because it heard that we were cheating on it with Summer.

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      1. Briallen the Haunting of Hopper Hill House‏ @briallenhopper 26 Feb 2014
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        Finally, some answers! "@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ”

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      1. joseph the hobbit‏ @joseph0886 26 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Ned warned us

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      1. My Work Here Is Done  🇺🇸‏ @MyWorkHeresDone 26 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ” You know nothing, Jon Snow.

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      1. janet andersen‏ @andrrsen 26 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion too funny-- love it

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      1. Amanda‏ @WriteAway10 26 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ” #poortemporalperception

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      1. god is a feminist‏ @Caregivingly 26 Feb 2014
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        Haha "the trunk and tusks." “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ”

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      2. HC‏ @HCountermine 26 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ” @J_WELF

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      3. Josh Welf‏ @J_WELF 26 Feb 2014
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        @HCountermine Oh, my beautiful baby boy. I love you, Joshua. I love you so much Gold.

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      4. HC‏ @HCountermine 26 Feb 2014
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        @J_WELF this was a really great onion update.

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      1. Prnay C‏ @mrpchopper 26 Feb 2014
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        This is amazing - “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ”

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      1. Blobby the Blobfish‏ @lastblobfish 26 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @TrustTheBrain )c:

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      1. Ty‏ @tystynlee 26 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ” HAHAHA

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      1. Carl‏ @dexter111344 26 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion That last part is one of the best things I've read on The Onion.

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      1. Rayn Austin‏ @BiggieGR 26 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion #rasofaking harsh!

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      1. Cam  🍁‏ @cameronhibbard 26 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Why Has This Winter Been So Harsh? http://onion.com/1mDdg88 ” This is too funny.

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      1. TEACH civility‏ @oOParkerOo 26 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion it hasn't been harsh. Not for half of us.

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