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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2014

    American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurizationhttp://onion.com/1hQhmeh 

    5:45 PM - 25 Feb 2014
    • 702 Retweets
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    • J. David Freedman Jennifer Johnston Chrissi Ross Nimmo N.E.R.D / *UUD Brent Cobb Pale Sadness SquirreL Melanie Mullen jake moskowitz
    38 replies 702 retweets 437 likes
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      2. Kim Severson‏Verified account @kimseverson 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant. @TheOnion reports American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurizationhttp://onion.com/1hQhmeh 

        1 reply 22 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Rich Duszak, MD‏ @RichDuszak 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Free air is overrated. RT @TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurizationhttp://onion.com/1hQhmeh 

        1 reply 3 retweets 1 like
      3. reepRN‏ @reepRN 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @RichDuszak

        @RichDuszak @TheOnion a no pressure airline, finally!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Information Aged‏ @lil_net_cowboy 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1hQhmeh ”

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      1. cfadal‏ @cfadal 26 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @InghamKWTX I just read this sitting on American plane awaiting takeoff at DFW. Almost choked on my Starbucks laughing.

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      1. Fata Morgana‏ @Butt_Burgers 25 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @kylesaathoff #officiallyworsethanDelta

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      1. Brian Kubik‏ @BrianKubik 25 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1hQhmeh ” @MattKubik @kacieQ22

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      2. Don Steele‏Verified account @donsteele 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not cool @AmericanAir "@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1hQhmeh ” cc @hollylou83

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Holly M Murphy‏ @hollyloumurphy 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @donsteele

        @donsteele @AmericanAir @TheOnion wait does this mean we can finally send bloody marts to each other though? #whoneedsairwhenyouhavebooze

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Don Steele‏Verified account @donsteele 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @hollyloumurphy

        @hollylou83 you hitting SX

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      1. Andrey Kolesnikov‏ @A_Kolesni 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Oxygen masks can be activated by swiping your Visa and American Express cards on the back of the seat in front of you.

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      1. Jacquelyn Rebecca‏ @LoveThatMovesMe 25 Feb 2014
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        THIS JUST MADE MY DAY. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1hQhmeh ”

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      2. Chris Steele I am.‏ @CSteele02468 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Might be true for Spirit or USAir rt@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurizationhttp://onion.com/1hQhmeh 

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Robert Welbourn‏ @RobertWelbourn 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @CSteele02468

        @CSteele02468 @TheOnion Let us hope that the new American Airlines is more like the old AA than USAir.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Chris Steele I am.‏ @CSteele02468 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @RobertWelbourn

        Amen! Rt @RobertWelbourn: @CSteele02468 @TheOnion Let us hope that the new American Airlines is more like the old AA than USAir.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. American Airlines‏Verified account @AmericanAir 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @CSteele02468

        @csteele02468 It's always our goal to be the best we can be.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Chris Steele I am.‏ @CSteele02468 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @AmericanAir

        As a freq/happy flier of yours, I look fwd to that on my flight on 3/19 rt @AmericanAir: It's always our goal to be the best we can be.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. American Airlines‏Verified account @AmericanAir 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @CSteele02468

        @csteele02468 Be sure to tweet us from the air, Chris!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation
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      2. Linda Aull‏ @LGAullTX 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@jordan23_craig This is what I fear!! “@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1hQhmeh ”

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