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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2014

    Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Lawhttp://onion.com/1hQgvKI 

    4:15 PM - 25 Feb 2014
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      1. Silas Piotrowski‏ @SilasPiotrowski 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ” @georgedwright 'letter from God or other deity'

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      2. Frank Scavelli  🌹‏ @frankie_swags 25 Feb 2014
        Replying to @nick_ventura_

        @neck_vintura @TheOnion gives ASU franework to reject first applicant ever-practices Jesus' teachings of love, inclusion, and tolerance.

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      4. Megan Bowman‏ @meganbpetsaver 26 Feb 2014
        Replying to @nick_ventura_

        @neck_vintura @frankie_swags Arizona: ...it's a dry hate :-\

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      5. Frank Scavelli  🌹‏ @frankie_swags 26 Feb 2014
        Replying to @meganbpetsaver

        @meganbpetsaver @neck_vintura oh sweet

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      1. Mike McCoy‏ @realmcc1 14 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ” This says it all.

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      1. Scott Daniels‏Verified account @ScottyDReports 25 Feb 2014
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        They really got #ASU on this one. #toofunny “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ”

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      1. Shawn Berry‏ @Shawnster172 25 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ” #MOLeg , you're next.

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      1. Schmidt‏ @mschmidt31 25 Feb 2014
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        LOL "Sets framework for ASU to reject an applicant for the very first time in school’s history" @TheOnion http://onion.com/1hQgvKI 

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      1. MichMurph‏ @michi4773 25 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I cannot even believe this is being considered. Wtf??

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      1. Lauren Swanson‏ @swanson221 25 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ” I love The Onion so so so much

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      1. Mary Beth Faller‏Verified account @MaryBethFaller 25 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ” Note ASU reference.

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      1. Jon Cianfaglione‏ @JJCianfaglione 25 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion at least someone is having fun with this. The rest of #az is still trying to make sense how this even happened

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      1. Damon Baca‏ @damonbaca 25 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion ok I don't like the stab at ASU!

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      1. C. Zamboni‏ @EelZamboni 25 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion on point, as always.

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      1. Kris Kristie‏ @whostoblamenj 25 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Stimulate the economy

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      1. Burt Macklin‏ @ThaDizz09 25 Feb 2014
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        Funny stuff. Can't believe this law could ever be passed. “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ”

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      1. GigiNAZ‏ @giginaz1 25 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ” Sigh...if @TheDailyShow weren't enough...

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      1. Travis Calvin‏ @tcalvin93 25 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Provisions Of Arizona’s Proposed Anti-Gay Law http://onion.com/1hQgvKI ” This I why I love #TheOnion. The bill is absurd.

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